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A Gallery for Upstate Dispatch

It’s official! Upstate Dispatch has a shopfront at 818 Main Street in Margaretville, Upstate NY.

Who starts a new business at the onset of a Catskills winter? You might ask. I had been looking for a location for about a year and this one came up for rent unexpectedly. Properties like this don’t come along very often, so I decided to grab it and try it for a year or two. Historically, it has been difficult to get customers out of the house in the depths of winter, but there are so many business in the village now that I’m hoping to get some holiday foot-traffic.

It’s always been a dream of mine: to have a shopfront art studio. Back when I first visited New York City in the late 1990s, there were so many artists who took up residence in the “missing teeth” – empty shopfronts – of places like Williamsburg and Greenpoint, areas that were ghosts of their present selves at that time. There was even a makeshift art gallery run by artists in the cavernous depths of one of the gigantic abutments of Williamsburg bridge, where I bought my first painting on an installment plan. A group of artists had got together, painting the interior of the abutment’s basement a blinding white and put in sections for each artist.

Right now, glistening residential tower blocks rise like shards of glass out of Williamsburg and Greenpoint, making them look like Manhattan’s Soho, but 30 years ago they were ghost towns that had cars burning in the streets, with artists burrowed into abandoned commercial spaces.

New projects are planned for this new space on Main Street: a writer’s room, art classes, art talks, hosted salons by visiting art dealers and gallerists, and more.

Save the date: Friday December 5th 4-7pm, there will be a soft opening and artist’s reception with a group art show tentatively entitled “Spring in Winter”. On display will be some colorful spring scenes to brighten up these dim days. But mostly, it’s a party to celebrate being part of the local art community, to offer a warming beverage and some local catering.

In a year-long project that begins this month, entitled Art x Nature, I will be hosting seasonal shows: Winter, Spring, Summer and Autumn. I am now looking for artists to represent in these shows and studio visits will begin next week. I’m looking for small, medium and large works, and of course, I’d like to include affordable art, like postcards, books and magazines.

This holiday show will feature David George (scenic European watercolors pictured above), Elena Peabody (botanical illustrations), Cena Pohl Crane (oil on canvas), and myself (new bird studies, and mandalas). The show will run through the holidays and include my own photographs of the Catskills, prints, books and more.

Set weekend opening hours will be begin in December closer to the holidays. However, this month (November), I will be posting my attendance on this blog and Instagram if you happen to be in the area. Please email me at info@upstatedispatch.com or message me on Instagram (below) to arrange a visit.

Upstate Dispatch Studio, 818 Main Street, Margaretville, NY. (Next to Annex).

Wish me luck!

Fundraiser at Putt Putt Van Winkle for CWDC

As a long-term, full-time resident of the Catskills, I’ve been on boards and community organizations for almost 15 years, starting with a 7-year stint on community radio at WIOX in Roxbury in 2011. Since then, with the exception of the COVID years, I have been a board member of The Catskills Center, John Burroughs’ Woodchuck Lodge, and briefly for the Catskills Water Discovery Center (CWDC). I am now returning to the CWDC.

The CWDC is an educational organization that tells the story, past and present, of the New York City water supply system. It has also recently completed the wonderful East Branch Nature Preserve in Arkville.

Water is one of the world’s most precious resources, and here in the Catskills, residents are burdened with an additional obligation to protect it now that is the drinking water for millions of downstate residents. It’s a complicated, and sometimes painful history, for many Catskillians. The CWDC is tasked with conveying that story, and promoting good land and water stewardship.

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Luke Dougherty at Hawk & Hive Gallery

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June 28 saw the opening reception of artist Luke Dougherty’s superbly ethereal “Here a Mist, There a Mist” at Hawk & Hive gallery in Andes, NY on show until July 27, 2025.

There is much more to this body of work and so the gallery show has been named “Part I” of the show. The artist will also host a one-day open studio and reception on July 13 2025 from noon – 3pm for a viewing of “Part II”. 

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Estro New York: A New Store in Andes

There’s something for everyone in this beautiful little hamlet.

Last month, Estro New York opened in the former Wilson’s Bread premises on Main Street in Andes. This eclectic new design store with “furniture, art and objects”, mostly vintage, joins coffee shops, diners, a grocery store, book store, a working farm, art galleries, a hotel-restaurant-bar owned by one of the community’s most committed members, the tasting room of a local cider-maker, library, historical society, vintage clothing stores, record shop, wine store, a yoga studio, and finally, an art space, where weekly figure drawing classes are held during the summer by the cool, babbling brook that runs through the town. 

*Pauses to take a deep breath* Have I left anything out? 

All these businesses make this gorgeous little hamlet one of the Great Western Catskills’ most diverse small towns. 

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All The Nudes Fit To Print

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No nudes is bad news.

I joined the Catskills life drawing group back in 2016 and I credit these weekly sessions, that only paused during the pandemic, for improving not only my sketching skills, but also my observational skills. The human form is the most difficult subject to draw and I’m only just beginning to draw feet after almost ten years of practice. I’ve given myself a goal of decent hands by the end of the year.

I have lived for this habit over the years. For three hours, I shut out the world with intense focus. Our little group of dedicated life drawers, assembles wherever we can, sometimes in the Upstate Dispatch studio, whenever we can, in all weathers.

This past winter, we dedicated artists have braved all the atrocious Catskills weather, the bone-crunching frigid temperatures that freeze the fluid in your eyeballs, emerging from our snug hiding places to hone our skill at ArtUp, organized by Gary Mayer. Not to mention our brave models that bare all for us for three hours every week, after having driven from far-flung corners of the region.

The result of this past winter’s work is the new exhibition “Skin and Bone”, at ArtUp in Margaretville.

Participating artists: Suzanne Ausnit, Steve Burnett, Chris Criswell, Sandra Finkenberg, Patrice Lorenz, Gary Mayer, Joe Miller and myself, Jenny Neal, all representing wildly differing styles, all dedicated observers of the human form. I have sixty small nudes on offer including the one pictured above. Last week, a fellow artist described me as follows: “you paint like you’re whispering in someone’s ear” after I told them that I paint like somebody who can’t afford paint; less is more, my brush seems to be saying.

Gary Mayer, who organized the winter sessions says: “intense observation and concentration unites our little group of artists and model, once a week”.

The show runs until Sunday April 6. Opening reception: Friday March 28, 4-7pm. 

ArtUp, 746 Main Street, Binnekill Square, Margaretville, NY 12455.

Catskills Conversations: Bea Ortiz

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“Since I have benefited from making art, and it has been part of my healing journey, I want other people to have that opportunity. I want to help as many people as I can, providing the place and the materials, because I am passionate about art and what an incredible practice it is. You move emotions by making art.”

Fine artist Bea Ortiz has had her own health issues abated by staying true to her artistic practice.

Having arrived in New York City in 1998 from her native Spain after graduating in 1997, her first job as an artist was restoring a mural in a Spanish restaurant in Astor Place. The owner of the restaurant, which had suffered a leak that washed out the painting on one wall, asked her if she could re-paint the damaged wall of the mural that resembled the work of Joan Miro. The restoration was a success and the owner was pleased with her work, so he recommended her to other people. Soon she had a thriving business in the decorative arts: painting murals, gilding and creating faux finishes like marble and Venetian plaster, in private homes and businesses across the city, elsewhere in the US and abroad. She also did set design creating murals and faux finishes for an advertising company based in Long Island City.

“I didn’t know that there was such a world before I got into it”, she says. “First off, I had to learn a lot of very specific English. When anybody asked me if I could do [a job], I just said yes, and if I didn’t know, I would just figure it out. Mostly, I would be working in a team, so I was learning as I went, tips and tricks even taping – to prepare for painting – is a method.  How to prepare surfaces. So, I learnt a lot of technical things about this trade that I did not learn in college.”

After many years of freelancing, in 2016 Bea took a full-time job in decorative arts and shortly thereafter her health began to deteriorate. She experienced a lot of physical difficulties in a job in which she had to be very athletic on a daily basis, climbing scaffolding and constantly moving. “I could barely walk. I couldn’t move my hands. It became an incredible struggle just to make it to work”.

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The Knotweed Project

When I first began to explore Jake’s farm, Lazy Crazy Acres, in that winter of 2020, I noticed what looked like old, dead bamboo by the river – very tall beige rods with those distinctive horizontal ridges – but it was actually Japanese Knotweed, a member of the buckwheat family. This imported Japanese ornamental is everywhere and is as exceptionally difficult to eradicate as any living pest like the emerald ash borer or hemlock wooly adelgid. It’s a problem because it’s so incredibly voracious, growing by feet in a day, and its roots can destroy the foundation of a house. The stems can grow up to 15ft tall, and they block natural light for any other plant beneath it. The plant quickly takes over large areas and smothers everything on the forest floor below and disrupts wildlife habitats. It has beautiful large spade-shaped leaves with their deep blood-red stems, all shooting from hollow green bamboo-like rods.

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Protecting our Water in the Catskills

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Water is ubiquitous in the Catskills, flowing along side us everywhere we go: rivers, streams, and creeks provide nature’s musical summer backdrop as we drive the roads and hike the mountains. Country homeowners – outside village municipal water supplies – are delivered this precious resource via wells and springs. Residents and business owners of the Catskills are tasked with protecting the water and sending it down to New York City as cleanly as possible.

Things you may not know about the Catskills when you move here: constant work is needed to protect our groundwater. The Catskills Watershed Corporation hosts conferences, events, and organizations like the Water Discovery Center in which you can educate yourself and help to protect the water.

Coming on June 7th is Groundwater in the Catskills: Challenges and Solutions, a one-day conference presented by the Catskill Water Discovery Center with the Margaretville Rotary Club, and Rotary District 7170 from 10 am to 3 pm in the auditorium of the Catskill Watershed Corporation, 669 Hwy 38, Arkville, NY 12406. Tickets are $10 including lunch, and are available at: Eventbrite directly or access Eventbrite through the Water Discovery Center’s website.

According to the CWDC: “Globally, groundwater is an essential drinking water source that is at risk in many places. Locally, residents in the Catskills, including those in the NYC watershed, encounter variable drinking water conditions via private wells or municipal systems, seemingly illogical given that the NYC’s surface water reservoir system provides exceptional drinking water to nine million people.”

The conference will explore the problems Catskills municipalities, and residents, farms and other users of groundwater, encounter – problems such as arsenic, sulfur, iron, lead, copper, chlorides, coliform/E Coli, nitrates and gasses including methane, and carbon dioxide. Speakers will examine where contaminants come from and how they can be addressed.

Featured speakers include representatives from the State’s Drinking Water Source Protection Program (DWSP2), led by NYSDEC and NYS DOH in collaboration with other state agencies.

Residents living within the NYC watershed, may benefit from measures put in place for protection of the surface water. A representative from NYC DEP will speak to those protections.

The afternoon panel session will include the morning’s speakers plus municipal leaders from Andes and Middletown and representatives from the Catskill Watershed Corporation, Watershed Agricultural Council, and the Delaware County Soil and Water Conservation District.

Daily Catskills

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I’ve paused Daily Catskills because I no longer get any feedback, and this website takes hundreds of hours to shoot and write. Do you enjoy the posts? Let me know and if enough people comment, I’ll pick it up this winter. I decided to enjoy this glorious fall in the Catskills instead of feeling pressure to get the best shot.

Additionally, I have a very long story to tell and I have started my memoir on Substack, the place where writers can get paid for their work. For a monthly subscription of $5, you can be entertained by all the stories behind the best pictures that have been offered free for the last decade. Do you want to read the – sometimes hilarious – stories behind these images? Hiking mishaps, radio daze, farming, food, booze, conversations and the dog’s life, in eight long-form posts a month: that’s 62 cents for an essay of 1000-2000 words.

If you’ve been enjoying Upstate Dispatch free for eight years, please consider subscribing so I can turn my story into a book. If you love what you see, please consider sharing on social media, so I can raise my subscriber level to make it worthwhile.

Thanks!

Daily Catskills: 10/13/23

A beautiful sunrise with the summit of Balsam Mountain getting engulfed in a tiny snow storm. A sunny day with a high of 58F.

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Daily Catskills: 10/12/23

Getting crisp, but still warm in the sun, despite giant clouds and a high around 60F.

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Daily Catskills: 10/11/23

Overcast with a blanket of rippling cloud that allows occasional sunburst and a high in the low sixties. Gloomy in the woods mid-afternoon.

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Daily Catskills: 10/10/23

A little warmer with a high of 58F and a mixed lot of multifarious cloud cover.

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Daily Catskills: 10/09/23

Nippy! A high of 52F with a mix of sun and clouds. Comfort food weather: squash soup, chickpea patty, and rose latte with oat milk at Village East.

Daily Catskills: 10/08/23

A jumble of weather: giant, scene-stealing clouds, scattered showers and some sunny spells with a high of 60F.

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Daily Catskills: 10/07/23

All day rain and the ubiquitous foggy mist. Humid with a high of 66F. The dullness is muting the fall colors.

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Daily Catskills: 10/06/23

Overcast and gloomy today, and humid with a high of 78F. Dinner at the Print House.

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Daily Catskills: 10/05/23

Another sweltering July day in October: a high of 86F with gauzy cloud and leaves flying in the wind like confetti.

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Daily Catskills: 10/04/23

Another scorcher: a high of 86F with a virtually cloudless sky, save for the odd scattering of cotton balls in the distance. Fall and Summer collide to make a gorgeous day.

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Daily Catskills: 10/03/23

A fall scorcher: a high of 82F with clear skies and another serene sunset.

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Daily Catskills: 10/02/23

A hot sunny day, mostly clear except for a couple of big fluffy cotton wool clouds and a high of 76F. Serene sunset.

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Daily Catskills: 10/01/23

Sunny and warm with a high of 75F. Clear blue sky. A fall scorcher.

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Daily Catskills: 09/30/23

More fog and drizzle: humid and overcast with streaky chunks of cloud that cleared at sunset. Leaves a-falling.

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Daily Catskills: 09/29/23

Misty rain on the peaks becoming heavier in the valleys. Humid and foggy with a high of 66F. A muted red glow at sunset.

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Daily Catskills: 09/28/23

Another crisp morning under a big dome of pale blue with cloud moving in early afternoon. Humid with a high of 68F. Fall colors are muted by the cloud.

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Daily Catskills: 09/27/23

A clear, still morning with fog in the valleys. Mostly clear sky all day, and a giant moon. A high of 62F.

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Daily Catskills: 09/26/23

Overcast and dull until late afternoon, and humid with a high of 60F. A hazy sunset.

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Daily Catskills: 09/25/23

Windy, chilly and rainy with a high of 57F. Day 3 of Fall and we are setting off to a gloomy start.

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Daily Catskills: 09/24/23

Another chilly, wet day with cold rain, and foggy mist obscuring the yellowing of the foliage. A high of 58F.

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Daily Catskills: 09/23/23

Gloomy and chilly with rain for most of the day, and a high of 56F. A watery, soggy first day of Fall.

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Daily Catskills: 09/22/23

A bright day with cloud like a thin veil, and one big fluffy cloud that looked lost. A high of 69F and another fiery sunset. The last day of summer.

Daily Catskills: 09/21/23

A chilly sunrise with overnight frost whitening the flora, and steaming mist rising into a crystal clear sky. A crisp day, with a high of 69F and the landscape looking like it’s slowly being sanded down. This is the penultimate day of summer.

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Daily Catskills: 09/20/23

Warm and sunny, with wispy bits of cloud like someone didn’t clean up the sky properly and a high of 70F. Overnight lows dipping into the thirties. Frost warning.

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Daily Catskills: 09/19/23

An overcast and gloomy morning clearing up mid-afternoon to late evening and a clear blue sunset. Chilly with some sprinkles and a high of 64F. Lows in the fifties.

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Daily Catskills: 09/18/23

Gloomy and raining, with all-day foggy mist creeping around the mountains, creating a enigmatic day and a high of 65F.

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Daily Catskills: 09/17/23

A chill in the air, and warm in the sun but mostly overcast with a flat swathes of menacing cloud. Late afternoon rain and a high of 67F.

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Daily Catskills: 09/16/23

Warm and sunny, mostly clear with a high of 71F.

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Daily Catskills: 09/15/23

A high of 67F, and sunny despite some flat cloud cover that transformed into a fiery sunset.

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Daily Catskills: 09/14/23

A heavily misty, dewy morning, lightening up to become sunny and warm with a high of 68F.

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Daily Catskills: 09/13/23

Gloomy and rainy, with intermittent showers leaving a trail of thick mist in their wake. A high of 71F and humid. The goldenrod is enjoying this late summer.

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Daily Catskills: 09/12/23

Bright and warm with scattered clouds like a handful of odd, mismatched clouds were chucked in the air, and a high of 79F.

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Daily Catskills: 09/11/23

Gloomy: overcast and dull with misty late afternoon rain and a high of 75F.

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Daily Catskills: 09/10/23

Muggy, still and overcast with low cloud and a high of 77F. Late afternoon drizzle gave way to some patches of blue. A barely discernible reddening of the landscape. The greens aren’t giving up yet.

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Daily Catskills: 09/09/23

Morning fog hugged the peaks. Some gauzy, thick afternoon cloud. A high of 83F. Post-sunset rain.

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Happy Birthday Upstate Dispatch!

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Yes, I’m still here! I know some of you can’t believe it. It is, however, the 9th birthday of Upstate Dispatch and this is the 2,355th post. Yes, I persist. The Daily Catskills section began again this year on September 1st for the fall season, but it’s just too much work to maintain it year-round. (BTW, there are a few splotches of red in the foliage here and there, and in small pockets, mostly shady areas, we have piles of fallen leaves, but because of the heat, it still feels like summer. Try telling that to the tomatoes, though.)

If you’re a regular reader, you’ll know that I have mostly been focusing on art, and writing. I’m working on a memoir, not because I’m special, but because there’s a story here that I need to tell. Part of this story was published in Farmerish and it was well-received. You can read it here.

I will be publishing an introduction, some excerpts, and companion pieces to this memoir on Substack: a “new economic engine for culture”, which is a paid newsletter that gives writers a chance to earn a living. For those of you who are interested in paying a very small subscription for my content. Here’s a chance to find out more about who I am. I hope to see you there!

Finally, I often go out for lunch, breakfast or dinner in the Catskills and hear about how Upstate Dispatch has helped local businesses. I really appreciate the feedback and thank everyone for their support.

Jenny Neal 9/9/23

Daily Catskills: 09/08/23

Another steamy day, overcast and dry with a high of 83F. Post-sunset torrential downpours cool the evening air.

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Daily Catskills: 09/07/23

A steamy day. Hot and humid, with plump, fluffy cloud and a high of 89F. Mid-afternoon thunder and rain that took a pause for sunset and then continued with epic house-rattling thunder and lightning after dark. Some epic weather.

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Daily Catskills: 09/06/23

Heavy and humid, mostly sunny with a high of 90F, but cool in the shade. Sweaty.

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Daily Catskills: 09/05/23

A foggy sunrise with morning mist dissolving into the air. A high of 87F with some gauzy cloud: steamy and humid.

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Daily Catskills: 09/04/23

Early morning sprinkles, but otherwise sunny despite big, chunky clouds like a rumpled duvet, and humid with a high of 83F. The last of the downed hay needs to be dried out before its baled because of the overnight rain.

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Daily Catskills: 09/03/23

Warm and sunny with a high of 82F. Day 4 of haying: bringing the bales down off the mountain and “tedding” the second cutting.

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The Last Days of Summer

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A very rainy summer is coming to a dry, sunny end – well, fingers crossed, as summer’s not officially over until September 22nd this year. I have mostly been focused on my fine art studies at Andes Academy of Art. Every Wednesday, there is a figure drawing session with a live nude model, from 4pm-7pm at Streamside Yoga, 509 Main Street Andes that only stops during the darkest depths of a Catskills winter (and word is that we’re in for a bad winter). Local artists Lisbeth Firmin, Steven Burnett, Gary Mayer, Peter Mayer, William Duke, Sandy Finkenberg attend this class, and it’s been a thrill to be influenced by the best artists in the Catskills, and although my sketching is getting so much better, my watercolor is what sells.

This year I launched a print version of Upstate Dispatch – a magazine – that was well-received, but did not sell well. I’ve caught up with the retailers of the magazine who said that customers did not want to pay $20 for the magazine. I’ve mulled this over with booksellers and local artists, and we’ve come up with the theory that people see magazines as disposable and don’t want to pay for them. I collect some magazines, and all my artist colleagues – about 30 friends – all bought a copy of Upstate Dispatch because they see it as art.

This theory is proven by the fact that our sketch sale to benefit The Heart of the Catskills animal shelter at the Andes Academy of Art this week was mobbed by customers who were happy to pay $20 for a rough sketch or watercolor that took less than 20 minutes to draw in our figure drawing classes. The whole show of about a hundred works that were tacked up on the wall unframed, was almost sold out.

It really opened my eyes to what sells and what is valued. Art is, after all, a commodity. Periodicals, not so much.

This brings me to books. A local bookseller told me last night that nobody wants to buy books either! Journalists’ salaries have been in significant decline for decades, but do people really want all words to be free? How’s a writer supposed to live? Despite this, Upstate Dispatch celebrates its 9th birthday this year. Thank you to all who read regularly and, an extra thank you to a handful of you who contribute (through the donation page). Plans are in the works for an art studio and gallery. I hope you’ll come and visit.

Daily Catskills: 09/02/23

Day 3 of haying in the Dry Brook Valley, mostly clear and sunny, a high of 72F, with late afternoon cotton wool cloud and some post-sunset sprinkles. Jewel weed is thriving down by the river.

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Daily Catskills: 09/01/23

Sunny and clear with a high of 80F. Tall goldenrod stems swing in a gentle breeze and its Day 2 of a hay window in the Dry Brook Valley.

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Annus Hay-ribilis

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The year 1992 was dubbed by The Queen of England to be her Annus Horribilis – a common Latin term for horrible year – after parts of Windsor castle burned down along with some of its priceless historical artifacts.

This year is farmer Jake Fairbairn’s Annus Hay-ribilis, an extraordinarily bad hay season, the worst in his entire decades-long career on the farm, due to this summer’s incessant rain. Nobody’s going to get that reference, Jake told me, but I just couldn’t think of another hay pun.

I didn’t think the reference was that well-known until along came The Crown on Netflix, which I stopped watching after Season 2. Being a Londoner, I had watched the real thing play out in British newspapers growing up and that was enough for me. No Brit who was old enough in 1992 can forget the images of the sour-faced Queen picking through the castle wreckage in her Welly boots and headscarf, tutting over charred objects that had been once admired by the likes of Henry VIII.

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